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THIS JUST IN: REALTORS defy the laws of mathematics!
If you thought REALTORS were just ordinary members of our society, think again folks. The world is seeing the breakdown of the laws of mathematics right before their eyes. Archimedes, move over.... The REALtors are here!
If you pay careful attention, you may see the incredible happening before your eyes! Look closely at the facts and ponder this....
Over 9% of Realtors in the U.S. claim to be in the top 1% of Realtors nationwide in sales! Are you blinded by the brilliance of these Godlike creatures? Don't let the poor communication skills, horrible typing, inadequate marketing, absent negotiation skills, and horrendous time management of these individuals fool you... YOU ARE TRULY IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS! Until recently, only Jesus of Nazareth has been able to make 9 from 1, and that was almost 2000 years ago!
Time is short. Don't wait... Call your local real estate office today. If the person who answers the phone informs you that they are a "Reel-a-tur"... you can die knowing you conversed with a member of the group that rewrote the laws of mathematics. Look out Newton... the Reelaturs are coming after you next.
Cameron
P.S. There are many expert REALTORS out there that are well worth any amount you pay them. Keep in mind that most of these experts don't have to tell you how great they are, because they're busy SHOWING you why you made a good decision to hire them.
If you thought REALTORS were just ordinary members of our society, think again folks. The world is seeing the breakdown of the laws of mathematics right before their eyes. Archimedes, move over.... The REALtors are here!
If you pay careful attention, you may see the incredible happening before your eyes! Look closely at the facts and ponder this....
Over 9% of Realtors in the U.S. claim to be in the top 1% of Realtors nationwide in sales! Are you blinded by the brilliance of these Godlike creatures? Don't let the poor communication skills, horrible typing, inadequate marketing, absent negotiation skills, and horrendous time management of these individuals fool you... YOU ARE TRULY IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS! Until recently, only Jesus of Nazareth has been able to make 9 from 1, and that was almost 2000 years ago!
Time is short. Don't wait... Call your local real estate office today. If the person who answers the phone informs you that they are a "Reel-a-tur"... you can die knowing you conversed with a member of the group that rewrote the laws of mathematics. Look out Newton... the Reelaturs are coming after you next.
Cameron
P.S. There are many expert REALTORS out there that are well worth any amount you pay them. Keep in mind that most of these experts don't have to tell you how great they are, because they're busy SHOWING you why you made a good decision to hire them.
1 Comments:
I think making the claim to be in the top tier of Realtors in order to get clients can have the opposite affect -- no one likes a show off.
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